The Mother of All Anomalies

In Climatology, Meteorology, and even Paleontology today there exists a giant, dominant, hydra-headed anomaly which is also insinuating its way rapidly into Economics and other sciences. Detail-oriented scientists examine anomalies on a routine basis; but the anomalies they examine are subservient and secondary, even a product of the one giant anomaly (Anomaly: Deviation or departure from the normal or common order, form, or rule) called AGW. Examine how temperature anomalies are identified in Santa Ana, California today:

Photo: Anthony Watts, Watt’s Up?: Urbanization raises the heat in Orange County, CA

How anomalies are made

Anomalies are identified on California roofs, or roofs anywhere. They are identified at the output of air conditioner cooling coils (the warm side). They are identified on blacktop and attached to buildings in the Arctic. Such anomalies have a steep negative value to science and humanity. The procedure is dictated by the purveyors of The One Anomaly, AGW.

The true, master anomaly at work has everything to do with economics and nothing to do with climate, is a certitude.

Read much more about the The One Anomaly here: Curious Anomalies in Climate Science

Church of the Environment Unconcerned About Corn

We may have a serious problem. Kansas farmers are now trying to figure out how to grow cool-climate corn; but they are receiving little help. We don’t have to speculate that other states are also experiencing problems like “cold-weather crown stress.” See: Downtown Farmers Market draws 10,000. In Iowa “Menzel said Salt Fork Farms also felt the effect of the cold, wet weather — some of his crops failed and others were growing slowly.” Our “progressive” government’s concern is to prevent the problem we do not have: global warming caused by excess carbon dioxide. They are not concerned with trivialities like corn and vegetables, in spite of the cacophony of warning signals. In spite of the food riots, the grain shortages with explosive price increases, our government at the behest of unconscious charlatans devotes its study to massive wealth redistribution schemes (Krauthammer: Carbon Chastity The First Commandment of the Church of the Environment) aimed at a specter. Corn was already expensive; what is the jeopardy to this years crop? Next years? Our government does not care. It has another agenda entirely. It is off in a make-believe world of Global Warming, as Earth gets cold.

Far from an isolated instance, crop difficulties can be expected broadly across North America and elsewhere in the world, where it is now cold, and perhaps getting colder.

H/T: Tom Nelson

K-State Ag Today: Cold-weather crown stress
In many places, the corn growing season got off to a cool, damp start. Those conditions may have given rise to what’s known as cold-weather crown stress.

K-State Research and Extension row crop disease specialist Doug Jardine says affected plants often show unusual nutrient symptoms, such as being pot ash, phosphorous, or nitrogen deficient. He says they’ll have an off-yellow color and typically be stunted.

At this point, there’s nothing a producer can do to counter cold-weather crown stress. In terms of eventual yields, Jardine says drought stress in August would have a greater impact than a cool summer with timely rains.

The K-State Soil Testing Lab has updated its Web site to guide different customers, such as farmers, agronomists, homeowners and researchers, to their specific needs. Each customer now has a different pathway to submit a soil test or leaf analysis.

The site also has general information related to soil fertility and nutrient management. A publications section has also been added to help answer questions about fertilizer recommendations and applications, nutrient deficiency symptoms, and nutrient management. The easiest way to get to the Web site is through the Agronomy home page.

Situation Normal – at UN

H/T: Loose Ends

Cap-and-Trade; a brilliant new Financial Opportunity.

That is what the United Nations is ALL ABOUT – financial opportunities. UN is on it, hot!

Billions wasted on UN climate programme

Billions of pounds are being wasted in paying industries in developing countries to reduce climate change emissions, according to two analyses of the UN’s carbon offsetting programme.

Leading academics and watchdog groups allege that the UN’s main offset fund is being routinely abused by chemical, wind, gas and hydro companies who are claiming emission reduction credits for projects that should not qualify. The result is that no genuine pollution cuts are being made, undermining assurances by the UK government and others that carbon markets are dramatically reducing greenhouse gases, the researchers say.

The criticism centres on the UN’s clean development mechanism (CDM), an international system established by the Kyoto process that allows rich countries to meet emissions targets by funding clean energy projects in developing nations.

Credits from the project are being bought by European companies and governments who are unable to meet their carbon reduction targets.

The market for CDM credits is growing fast. At present it is worth nearly $20bn a year, but this is expected to grow to over $100bn within four years. More than 1,000 projects have so far been approved, and 2,000 more are making their way through the process.

A working paper from two senior Stanford University academics examined more than 3,000 projects applying for or already granted up to $10bn of credits from the UN’s CDM funds over the next four years, and concluded that the majority should not be considered for assistance. “They would be built anyway,” says David Victor, law professor at the Californian university. “It looks like between one and two thirds of all the total CDM offsets do not represent actual emission cuts.”

More here

The obvious rewards of global warming far exceed the warming. No wonder global warming persists, even while the thermometers turn down. Yanks, a pound is $2; of which you pay only 50 cents.

Source: guardian.co.uk

Obama: You Have Too Much

You have too much food.

You have too much energy.

You have too many machines.

You have too much fuel.

That’s the reason the rest of the world hates you.

Obama can change it.

The computer program called “global warming” is the new Constitution of the United States; regardless of how cold it may get.

America wants change. And change is less food, less energy, fewer machines, and less fuel, to Obama.

When you live in a mud hut like Obama’s grandmother in Kenya, the change will be complete. Americans will finally be acceptable to the World, according to Michelle and Barack.

H/T: Global Shamming

Obama camp spies endgame in Oregon

. . . Pitching his message to Oregon’s environmentally-conscious voters, Obama called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to developing countries.

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.

“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added. . . .

Carbon Footprint of Human-like Rovers Devastating Martian Climate

No Fooling!

Thanks,  Ace. 

Ice Landslides at North Pole Conclusively Prove Global Warming

(and the Martians are suing).

 

A NASA spacecraft has taken the first-ever image of an avalanche in action near Mars’ north pole.The High Resolution Imaging Experiment (HiRISE) on NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter took the photograph Feb. 19. The image, released today, shows tan clouds billowing away from the foot of a towering slope, where ice and dust have just cascaded down.

The camera was tracking seasonal changes on Mars when it inadvertently caught the avalanche on film.

HiRISE mission scientist Ingrid Daubar Spitale of the University of Arizona was the first person to notice the avalanche when sifting through images.

“It really surprised me,” she said. “It’s great to see something so dynamic on Mars. A lot of what we see there hasn’t changed for millions of years.”

Target Rich Environment – YOU

(H/T:  Moonbattery  )

No matter how cold it gets, and apparently no matter how much ice piles up in the ocean, Al Gore’s bogus computer model research (and surface station fraud) creates a target-rich environment:  YOU.

I wish I could make a joke about  this , but it seems rather a more severe a problem than “Global Warming.” 

Moonbattery’s Van Helsing refers to this process as “looting,”  however that characterization seems generous.

Apparently, alleged greenhouse gas emissions may cost Alaska power providers $400 million, to relocate the town of Kivalina, presumably away from the coast.  This lawsuit was filed only last week.

Perhaps rigged-up surface stations, providing bogus temperature data, should be brought into compliance, or be removed.  As should be Al Gore.

Apologies to Some Churches

To all viewers of this blog,

I apologize to all Churches unassociated with the Global Warming fraud against America, for my previous post.

Which is  here

We all must surely agree that having one’s name associated with Global Warming is a tremendous disadvantage in life, and virtually.

To all other Churches:  If the shoe fits, put it on; and expect us.

We are Chillnonymous (yes; particularly on Sunday)

We are legion

We do not forget

We do not forgive

Expect us

No Effect – of Carbon Dioxide on Temperature

 Chart from J.S. D’Aleo:   http://www.icecap.us/

Whole story  here.

Al Gore and colleagues think they know better than the free market economy of the United States, what to do with capital.

Their BEST idea was to fight carbon dioxide.

Government proves again:  capital belongs in the free markets.  How much longer will we test, at mortal cost, this fundamental principal of human governance?

What funds governments, including the United Nations, has directed to carbon dioxide emission control has been the most foolish of wastes.

Utter, complete, waste.

Al Gore: Give the Nobel Prize Back!

An open appeal to Al Gore, who has bamboozeled humanity to fear warmth, so he could sell carbon credits:

Al Gore, a warm Earth is a rich and prosperous Earth, for humans and the species.

Al Gore, the Earth is not warming.  Anthropogenic carbon dioxide has had no observable impact; except to increase crop yields.

Al Gore, a cold Earth is a deadly Earth, to humans and to all species.  History is replete with evidence; as is paleoclimatology (which is a science, Al).

Al Gore, legitimate scientists should be concerned about global cooling today.  You have obstructed funding of all research related to climate, except fraudulent “research” which helped you sell carbon credits.

Al Gore, you have willfully prevented research in increasing food production during inevitable cold periods facing humankind.

Al Gore, you have obstructed and prevented the honest measurement of temperature in every city, town, and hamlet on Earth.

Al Gore, you have lied to all humanity.

Al Gore, as humans and countless, innocent, polar bears freeze to death today; as crops fail; as food supplies dwindle; you flip/flop and now maintain that carbon dioxide is a global coolant suddenly, by magic transposed from a greenhouse gas. 

Al Gore, admit it:  you KNEW all along that carbon dioxide measurements FOLLOWED global temperature, in every polar ice core ever studied (or; you could be as dumb as you look . . . scary)

Al Gore, desist from your bizarre attempts to invert your profoundly stupid hockey stick curve; for the sake of your pocket-book, as you wreak death and devastation upon all humankind.

Al Gore, you are obviously a criminal organization.

Al Gore – GIVE THE NOBEL PRIZE BACK. 

You have embarrassed the entire human race; and probably embarrassed the entire universe.

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We are many

We have awoken

And we do not forget 

we are Chillnonymous

(but we are also very cold, very angry, and very serious)

The Debacle Starts?

Sun’s magnetic field, and sunspots are gone.   Cycle 24 is OVERDUE, and maybe postponed indefinitely!

Collectivists say:  Stop emitting carbon dioxide now; else you will FREEZE and STARVE!

Last week, we were going to BOIL, and STARVE!

Which is it, idiots?  Make up, whatever it is you call, your minds.

As carbon dioxide continues to increase, Earth’s temperature, worldwide plummets.

(Thanks Anthony):