Earth Warming Spreads to Klaxtu

Tell-tale bubbles of anthropogenic pollutant carbon dioxide now reveal the cause of the incineration of planet HD 189733b, better known as Klaxtu. Hubble has given us a snapshot (H/T Doug Ross @ Journal):

CO2 Pustules Leaking From Earth Destroy a Neighbor Galaxy

CO2 Pustules Leaking From Earth Destroy a Neighbor Galaxy

Obviously the root cause of the incineration is carbon dioxide from America, just like Earth.

Al Gore has reported heartrending distress email messages (received on his new extranet). “The innocent Klaxtones are suffering because of mindless American energy excesses. They are a timid and peaceful people who never did anything to harm us, never burned one carbon atom.”

In other news, NOLA residents are building white-hot snowmen (H/T, Gateway Pundit):

Typical advanced-stage carbon dioxylation effect

Typical advanced-stage carbon dioxylation effect

More from Al Gore: “This was long forecasted by our advanced computer models. We’ve also often observed the disastrous impact of advanced-stage carbon dioxylation effect, around the solar system. Why, the Klaxtones suffered just such an eruption only two yarns ago. This event in New Orleans surely underlines why Americans should pay now to halt climate change. Admit it, 1% of GDP is cheap.”

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