Little did we know; there is nought else but open water at the North Pole.
Al Gore lied. Arctic ice will not be gone in 5 years; it is already gone, in this amazing, obviously documentary photograph.
The noble polar bear is indeed extinct, certainly. If you think about it, you will have to admit, you haven’t seen a living specimen in a long time, now have you? Only polar bear photos have been bandied about; none of the real article.
Manhattan is already under 20 feet of water. It is too late to save the World by making Al Gore rich (he is already worth $200 Million, although he swears on his Daddy’s grave he has given every penny to charity). And anyway, Al Gore is just a diligent snake oil businessman.